the guy that works at the record store...episode 6

After this, even Michael Scofield would want to devise a plan to save the guy that works at the record store....

(Oh you know how it all starts...)

Customer: Can you help me check something?

Record Guy: Yeah sure!

Customer: Do you have Fall Out Boy singles?

Record Guy: Let me check.....uh,nope.

Customer: How about MCR singles?

Record Guy: Mmmm...out of stock.

Customer: Ok, wait let me write some more.

(So the customer took out an A4 sized piece of paper and began jotting down 18 band names. Yes people. 18. Not 1, not 2, not even a merciful 5. But 18! Dear god, what sins have the record guy committed that deserves such a punishment?)

Customer: Can you check for me whether all these bands have singles?

(All? Did he just say all ? So the record guy obliged and painstakingly searched one...by one...by one....by one and the answers were all the same: No. Out of stock. No longer in production. But no... it didnt stop there...As long as there is man, Satan is always nearby.)

Customer: Can you check all of them again? You know, double confirm?

(KNNCCB.....echoed the inner voice of the record guy)

Customer: Something wrong with your database ah? Why everytime dont have?

Record Guy: Because there's no demand for it.

Customer: But I want.

Record Guy: Then its only you. You speak for yourself.

Customer: Can I order it?

Record Guy: Dude, why dont you just get the album? We have all the albums of the bands that you are looking for.

Customer: It's not exclusive.

Record Guy: Then fine. You can order it but there's no guarantee that it will arrive.

Customer: Dont you guys know?

Record Guy: No. We dont. We are the middle man not the manufacturer, the producer or the supplier.

Customer: Nevermind. I still want to order.

Record Guy: Dont tell me all 18.

Customer: Can check again for me. I want to choose which one to order.

(So the record guy checked...again...and he ended up wanting 6 of the titles that were searched.)

Record Guy: You have to pay a deposit. $60 in total.

Customer: So much! Why?

Record Guy: Because it's alot of cds.

(With the help of a good samaritan, one of record guy's colleague did the orders.)

Customer: When it arrives, then what happens?

Record Guy: IF it comes, we will call you.

Customer: Shall I call you?

Record Guy: No you shall not. We will call you. Do not call us. Never ever do that.

Customer: Oh ok...

(Oh yeah, just for the record, this whole ordeal lasted about 45 minutes. In real time of course.)

Hmmm....?!