Once again, substantially copy any of my material and I'll sue you...
(A customer strolls into the store and approaches the counter)
Customer: Do you know that song?
Record Guy: Excuse me, what?
Customer: Huh? What?
Record Guy: You asked me whether if I knew a song, what is that song?
Customer: Yah, and that's what Im asking you.
Record Guy: So the song is called 'that song'?
Customer: No, I dont think so. But Im asking you if you know it.
Record Guy: What song? Which song? Can you give me the title of the song please?!
Customer: I dont know.
Record Guy: What about the artiste?
Customer: Dont know.
Record Guy: The name of the album?
Customer: Nope.
Record Guy: The genre of music that the artiste specializes in?
Customer: I think it's rock, jazz and a bit of classical sometimes.
Record Guy: *Geez..like that was helpful* Is the song sung by a he or a she?
Customer: Not to sure...
Record Guy: Sir, where did you this song from?
Customer: Oh, from the clothes shop next door. They were playing it. I thought you knew it.
Hmmm.....?
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