The distinguishing mark of a Man is the hand, the instrument with which he does all his mischief.
- said Snowball, one of the pigs in George Orwell's Animal Farm
Sunday 13 May 2007
MQFW
Till I finally cried
Which started the whole world laughing
Oh, but I didn't see
That the joke was on me
-from the song I Started A Joke by the Bee Gees
Which started the whole world laughing
Oh, but I didn't see
That the joke was on me
-from the song I Started A Joke by the Bee Gees
MQFW
It's so damn hot!
Milk was a bad...choice!
-said Will Ferrell playing as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Milk was a bad...choice!
-said Will Ferrell playing as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
the guy that works at the record store...episode 8
(Tonight on: Who's the weirdest of them all?!)
(We have contestants who got lost...)
Customer: Where am I?
Record Guy: At the record store.
Customer: Really?
(Contestants who...lose themselves?)
Customer: I'm not sure which one I like...uh..which one do you think I like?
(Contestants who asked for directions...)
Customer: I'm outside your record store but where is it?
(And contestants who refuse to accept directions...)
Customer: Do you know where's the nearest shop that sells musical instruments?
Record Guy: It's in the shopping centre just down the road.
Customer: I don't think so. Thanks anyway.
(So get ready to see the weird...)
Customer: Is U2 now called Linkin Park?
(The strange...)
Customer: Do you guys sell pirated stuff at the record store? If not, can you bring it in for me?
(And the plain scary...)
Customer: Can I have another plastic bag please? It's for my dog.
(So if there's one thing we learn, it is to tell you life's simple truth...)
Customer: Why you make things so complicate?! I don't like complicate things! I can't know what you are talking about everytime!
(Right here on: Who's the weirdest of them all?!)
(We have contestants who got lost...)
Customer: Where am I?
Record Guy: At the record store.
Customer: Really?
(Contestants who...lose themselves?)
Customer: I'm not sure which one I like...uh..which one do you think I like?
(Contestants who asked for directions...)
Customer: I'm outside your record store but where is it?
(And contestants who refuse to accept directions...)
Customer: Do you know where's the nearest shop that sells musical instruments?
Record Guy: It's in the shopping centre just down the road.
Customer: I don't think so. Thanks anyway.
(So get ready to see the weird...)
Customer: Is U2 now called Linkin Park?
(The strange...)
Customer: Do you guys sell pirated stuff at the record store? If not, can you bring it in for me?
(And the plain scary...)
Customer: Can I have another plastic bag please? It's for my dog.
(So if there's one thing we learn, it is to tell you life's simple truth...)
Customer: Why you make things so complicate?! I don't like complicate things! I can't know what you are talking about everytime!
(Right here on: Who's the weirdest of them all?!)
Friday 4 May 2007
the guy that works at the record store...episode 7
Looks like aliens do live among us.....
(The record guy is at the counter...daydreaming... feeling sleepy....and listening to the romantic and hypnotic sounds of Lifehouse...wishing that he was with someone...then a motherf*cker showed up wanting to pay for something...asshole...)
Record Guy: Excuse me, do you have your IC with you? I need to check because the Avril Lavigne cd you are buying is NC16.
Customer:........(smiling)
Record Guy: Sir, I need to see some form of identification.
Customer:.....(still smiling)
Record Guy: Sir, do you hear me? Do you know what I am talking about? You. Need. To. Be. 16.
Customer:.....(smiles and shakes his head)
Record Guy: My goodness....do you speak or understand English?
Customer:......(Shakes his head and gave the signal that he didnt understand the language)
Record Guy: Nevermind....that will be $38.90.
(Oh yeah, the two cds that he bought contained songs that were all sung in English. The songs are written in English. The artistes speaks English and they come from countries that practices English as their first language. Now, what's the purpose of those cds again?)
Hmmm.....?
(The record guy is at the counter...daydreaming... feeling sleepy....and listening to the romantic and hypnotic sounds of Lifehouse...wishing that he was with someone...then a motherf*cker showed up wanting to pay for something...asshole...)
Record Guy: Excuse me, do you have your IC with you? I need to check because the Avril Lavigne cd you are buying is NC16.
Customer:........(smiling)
Record Guy: Sir, I need to see some form of identification.
Customer:.....(still smiling)
Record Guy: Sir, do you hear me? Do you know what I am talking about? You. Need. To. Be. 16.
Customer:.....(smiles and shakes his head)
Record Guy: My goodness....do you speak or understand English?
Customer:......(Shakes his head and gave the signal that he didnt understand the language)
Record Guy: Nevermind....that will be $38.90.
(Oh yeah, the two cds that he bought contained songs that were all sung in English. The songs are written in English. The artistes speaks English and they come from countries that practices English as their first language. Now, what's the purpose of those cds again?)
Hmmm.....?
MQFW
Go and tell the king
That the sky is falling in
When it's not
Maybe not
- taken from the song 2+2=5 on the album Hail to the Thief by Radiohead
That the sky is falling in
When it's not
Maybe not
- taken from the song 2+2=5 on the album Hail to the Thief by Radiohead
MQFW
Spongebob: But Mr Krabbs, the kids have been waiting all day to see Krabby the Clown. I cant hold them any longer....
Mr Krabbs: Just hold them back! And make sure they buy those Krabby Patties! I'll be counting me money first before they see Krabby the Clown!
- taken from Nick's Spongebob Squarepants
Mr Krabbs: Just hold them back! And make sure they buy those Krabby Patties! I'll be counting me money first before they see Krabby the Clown!
- taken from Nick's Spongebob Squarepants
Have you ever wondered where these people are going?... Part 1
Have you ever wondered where these people are going?
It's too early but these people are out
It's so early and you are going to work
Yet they dont seem the type
They dont dress up like any salesgirl
It does not seem like they are hospitable
They dont smell like any of those corporate types
Yet they are going to work with you
They look like they didnt bathe
They try to act busy and important
They carry little and insignificant stuff with them
Yet you wonder why in the world they have your seat
They sleep and stone
They chat and mingle amongst their own
And when you hear a familiar tune, its their phone
Yet you have this feeling that they have no purpose there
They get frustrated when you bump into them
They get agitated when you accidentally stepped on their foot
They give you a certain kind of look when you are too near them
Yet they are there with you
They look fresh and alert
They are too aware of their surroundings
They are not oblivious
Yet they pretend to be tired and weary
And when it's time to go back home, they are there
Similar not the same
And it starts all over again
You have to wonder: Where are these people going?
Copyright of kid you not
It's too early but these people are out
It's so early and you are going to work
Yet they dont seem the type
They dont dress up like any salesgirl
It does not seem like they are hospitable
They dont smell like any of those corporate types
Yet they are going to work with you
They look like they didnt bathe
They try to act busy and important
They carry little and insignificant stuff with them
Yet you wonder why in the world they have your seat
They sleep and stone
They chat and mingle amongst their own
And when you hear a familiar tune, its their phone
Yet you have this feeling that they have no purpose there
They get frustrated when you bump into them
They get agitated when you accidentally stepped on their foot
They give you a certain kind of look when you are too near them
Yet they are there with you
They look fresh and alert
They are too aware of their surroundings
They are not oblivious
Yet they pretend to be tired and weary
And when it's time to go back home, they are there
Similar not the same
And it starts all over again
You have to wonder: Where are these people going?
Copyright of kid you not
Thursday 3 May 2007
MQFW (Memorable Quotes From Wherever)
Kumar: What's wrong with you?! You could have asked her if she wanted to come along with us! You know, you're worthless.
Harold: No. I am just not worthwhile.
- taken from the movie Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
Harold: No. I am just not worthwhile.
- taken from the movie Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
Tuesday 1 May 2007
Memorable Quotes From Wherever (MQFW)
Father: Dont you want to become a lawyer?
Son: Of course not. Nobody wants to become a lawyer. Thats why they are paid so much.
- taken from the movie Thicker Than Blood
Son: Of course not. Nobody wants to become a lawyer. Thats why they are paid so much.
- taken from the movie Thicker Than Blood
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