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Wednesday 4 April 2007

the guy that works at the record store...episode 1

This is a new comedy series in which I created. If you were to give me $100,000, I would create a television series out of it. It illustrates the competency of customers in asking questions. Questions that are quite simple in nature but delivered in a complex manner. Sad to say, the average IQ level of the nation is much lower than expected. And this calls for reform! Mental reform that is...Sometimes, it's also worth wondering who is at fault in the situations illustrated and why the record guy does not quit or even try to choke himself with the cds that are "oh so" abundant! Copy any of my material and I'll sue you...

(A customer walks into the store and looked rather lost)
Customer: Where are your cds?

Record Guy: Well, its all around really. Thats what we specialise in.

(By this time, he got really angry.)
Customer: No! I want to know where your cds are?! The one you listen to!

Record Guy: Audio cds huh? Well its all around. There's some on the 1st floor and some on the 2nd and 3rd floor. What are you looking for actually?

Customer: I told you already! I want cds! Cds you listen to!

Record Guy: I understand. But what type? Rock, dance, jazz, classical? Movies even? Different genres of music are classified at different floors.

Customer: Urghhh!!!! (He soon walks away frustrated, giving the record guy a look which clearly indicates that he's the dumb party to the conversation)

Hmmmm.......?

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